Bo outraged at latest rumor - Obama hates his dog!
I was channel surfing last night when I came upon a newscast talking about my dad and me, so of course I lingered expecting to hear the usual: how good looking we are; how indispensable he finds my input when making tough decisions, etc. I nearly choked on my puppy popcorn when they said he hates me!
Why are you dogging my dad? Dad is a fly guy who rejoices in my astounding attributes. He loves and admires my keen intellect; my magnificent wit; my dazzling personality and of course my phenomenal good looks. As a matter of fact, we have so much in common we often refer to each other as "my brother from another mother." We even have matching baseball caps that say "B-Dog2" (B-Dog squared).
This should set the record straight - the Big Dog and I are as tight as John Boehner's smile after admitting to Brian Williams that he feels no responsibility to make it clear to his "birther" party members that Dad's US birth is a fact. Now that's tight!
So you, (and you know who you are Onion News Network), need to start spreading the love and saving the hate for the real "haters" out there. My dad and I are chillin', grillin', and distillin' mucho macho amor en la Casa Blanca.