Bo exposes Zuckerberg hoax | Reveals true wizard behind Facebook curtain

Beast Zuckerberg launched his Facebook page this month confirming what I already suspected - the real face behind the Facebook empire is furry (and I don't mean the 5 o'clock shadow kind of furry). No offense folks, but Facebook is way too great an idea not to have sprung from the mind of a dog. 

Now, Beast looks like he has plenty of cool-dog potential, but I thought it wise to enlist the services of the Men in Black to see if there were any skeletons in his closet. 

Here's what they found:

Beast loves his parents, Mark and Priscilla, and they love him back (they prove it by giving him plenty of treats and lots of cuddling)

Beast likes messing with his humans by pooing on their nice, white carpet (manipulation of one's parental units is a clear sign of superior intelligence)

Beast is NOT a member of the life saving Facebook applications Save a Dog or Save a Cat

What up dawg? Save a Dog and Save a Cat are part of your virtual Facebook kingdom! The homeless pups, kitties and their furless supporters would really like to feel some love from the Wizard.

Don't be a Puli-punk, Beast! Hop on your Mellow Lick Toad and pay them a visit. If the Toad is in the shop, try clicking your ruby doggy dishes together three times while chanting, "All pets need a home, all pets need a home, all pets need a home."

If you agree that Beast Zuckerberg would make a first-rate mentor to the adoptable pets on Save a Dog and Save a Cat, show your support by visiting Bo Obama's Dog Facebook page and "liking" my link to this post. 

And Beast, if you're tuned in, give me a shout-out by leaving me a comment. I'd be happy to take you under my PWD wing and give you a few pointers on how to awaken the cool-dog in you!

  

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