Why're you doggin' me T-dawg? I've got no bone to pick with you. Or is Ann Coulter the tail wagging the Republican dog with Tweets like, "Trump doesn't believe Obama's dog is Portuguese. Demanding they make its papers public."
I'm a peace loving canine who enjoys long walks on the beach and winter nights in front of the fireplace having my tummy rubbed. I think the whole "birther" movement is doggone hysterical. In other words, that dog just don't hunt, fellas!
Seems to me ya'll are acting like a bunch of dogs with bones, you start these silly rumors and you just can't let them go. I guess you're hoping to throw the American people off the scent of the real news, the stories they should be paying attention to.
You're as happy as fleas in a dog house just as long as you've got the people looking in the wrong direction but then, quick as a dog can lick a dish, you go running off with your tails tucked between your legs when they catch-on to your shenanigans and start asking you the tough questions.
So Trumpster, you can call off the dogs and turn out the lights on the dog and pony show, cuz you're barking up the wrong tree. This pup is 100% Portuguese Water Dog, born in the great state of Texas!
Catch you later, gotta see a man about a dog.