New iPad & iPhone game app | The Crate Escape: Seamus Unleashed
You've probably heard the sad tale of Mitt Romney's dog, Seamus, who had to endure a 12 hour car ride strapped to the roof of the family station wagon. The poor guy vomited, was hosed off, and put back on his perilous perch for the remainder of the trip. Ay yi yi, amigos!
Now, Seamus is the hero of his own (free) iPhone/iPad game app, The Crate Escape: Seamus Unleashed. In Crate Escape, Seamus breaks out of his crate, avoids obstacles, grabs power-ups, energy boosters, and other rewards while chasing down rascally Romney. As you proceed through the game other political pet celebs (i.e. moi) can be unlocked to assist Seamus in his quest for vengeance.
Preview the new game app The Crate Escape: Seamus Unleashed
Hey, every dog has his day and Seamus more than earned his. Now let's start thinking about the next blockbuster mobile game app starring the sweetheart of the nation, that playful PWD, the Bo-ster with the mo-ster, ME!
In my app (which I hope is developed soon), I would like to be the President of Dog USA where I would look out for the 99%, re-establish the canine middle-class, redistribute the kibble wealth, and erect a temperature controlled doghouse on every lawn!