In an exclusive interview with this DogTime.com reporter, Bo Obama revealed, "Yes, it's true, the President scoops my poop whenever the need arises. Hey, he's had plenty of practice considering all the manure he had to move when he first took office. The previous administration left a virtual mine field of meadow muffins he had to bag and toss before he could get down to business!"
Former First Dog, Barney, was unavailable for comment.
Disclaimer - This is all in fun folks! Bo Obama was not actually interviewed for this post!